Brief hilarity

You all remember, right? Tom and Jerry. The cartoon we (or at least I) grew up with, before Pokeman et. al. Tom chasing Jerry. Jerry outsmarting Tom. Formulaic but entertaining.

Well, the French kids remember Tom and Jerry. Quite well, in fact.

I'll explain.

Cindy, one of the English teachers at Terrenoire, showed me some test results this morning. The troisièmes took a cumulative exam before the break, testing what they've learned so far this year. On the exam was a section on past continuous. The section was quite simple: a series of images in which two cats wait outside a mousehole, presumably for a mouse, then set a trap, but ultimately the mouse gets away. Students were meant to describe the photos using the past continuous, i.e. While the cats were setting a trap, the mouse waited.

Fine.

The performance of most students was pitiable. It's unclear to me how so many of them could have obtained a 1 out of 9 possible points on this section.

But that's not the funny bit. The funny bit is this: a good half of the students could not find the word for mouse in English.

Instead, they opted for "The Jerry."

The Jerry was eating cheese while the cats waited.
While the cats were waiting for the Jerry, the Jerry escaped.

And so on and so forth.

Oh, and a couple of students chose "The Mickey" as their English word for mouse.